Thursday, May 9, 2013

Starbucks Frappucino Hour

All Starbucks Frappucinos are half off their regular price. Yayyyy cheap(er) stuff.
Starts May 3, ends May 12; 3-5 PM.

Pictured: Vanilla Bean Frappucino with Raspberry (left) and White Chocolate Mocha Frappucino with Raspberry (right)

Some tips for your visit to Starbucks:
  1. Know that the Starbucks is most likely going to be extremely crowded if it is in a neighborhood full of cheap asses and (junior) high schoolers. 
  2. Be polite. Well, this should apply for everything. But still. 
  3. Don't piss off your barista. He or she is handling something you are about to consume. Take caution.
  4. Tip! If there's a tip jar, throw in your spare change or more, if you're feeling like a Saint. These people don't get paid enough.
  5. Do NOT order from the secret menu. You will look stupid. Order it as a drink from the menu, with modifiers.
  • Example:
    "Herp Derp, gimme a Cotton Candy Frap" = Wrong.
    "Hi, I'd like a Tall Vanilla Bean Frappucino with 2 Pumps of Raspberry." = Right!
That's it (for the most part). Enjoy your frosty beverages!